As seen on the internet — probably

Fastest Internet Ever

Facebook can be slow. Sometimes the entire internet can be slow. But researchers have discovered: it's probably not your computer speed. It's a traffic jam in your browser.

Professor Hans Von Puppet Explains how a group of geeks created the simple green button web speed-up tool — and how you can try it for free in under 5 minutes.
<5 min
Setup time
10%
Browsing gain from 2× bandwidth alone*
ZIPPY
Facebook & complex sites
100%
Reversible — puts everything back

*Per widely cited research on connection limits vs. page complexity.

The Problem: Browser Traffic Jams

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It's Not Your ISP

Double your bandwidth and browsing might only get about 10% faster. You're not getting all the speed your connection has to offer.

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Pages Got Bigger

The internet has changed. Web pages have gotten bigger. Facebook is complex. All that complexity creates connection bottlenecks.

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Too Many Lanes, One Exit

Modern sites open dozens of parallel connections. Your browser hits a traffic jam long before your pipe is full.

Visual proof (scientifically approximate):

Before: connection traffic jam
After: Fastest Internet Ever green button
"Don't take my word for it — try it out. I was amazed at how Zippy my computer could be."
— Professor Hans Von Puppet

Watch the Professor Explain

Put the Internet Into Overdrive

Hop on over to fastestinternetever.com

You're already here. Excellent scientific instinct.

Click the simple green button

One click. No PhD required. Professor-approved.

Experience the internet as it should be

Facebook and other sites go really fast. Try it for free.

Don't like it? Everything goes back

Simple to install. Simple to uninstall. Just the way it was.

Ready for Zippy?

Join researchers, geeks, and puppets who discovered you can speed it up — without buying a new router or yelling at your modem.

Activate Green Button — Free Trial

No credit card. No traffic jam. Maximum puppet enthusiasm.