🥩 The steak
More megabits from your ISP. Same resolver traffic jam. Same “why is this spinning?” moments.
Skip the browser traffic jam at the DNS layer. Local caching, network health tools, and one green button — simple to install, simple to uninstall.
Professor Hans Von Puppet explains Turbo-Hook DNS
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The steak is the Mbps number on your bill — fine for bragging, useless when every tab still waits on DNS. The sizzle is Turbo-Hook: local caching that skips the lookup line so pages, apps, and streams start like they’re already warmed up.
More megabits from your ISP. Same resolver traffic jam. Same “why is this spinning?” moments.
Repeat DNS answers on your machine in milliseconds — on macOS, Linux, or Windows. Browsing feels Zippy.
“Don't take my word for it — try it out. I was amazed at how Zippy my computer could be.” — Professor Hans Von Puppet
FIE watches your connection as you change location, join new Wi‑Fi networks, plug in Ethernet, or hit a hotel login page. It detects the shift, reconfigures DNS forwarding, and gets you back online without a manual networking ritual.
Picks up DHCP nameservers when you roam between networks and refreshes local DNS routing for the active interface.
Detects hotspot login pages, temporarily forwards through the network’s resolvers so the portal can load, then restores Turbo-Hook when you’re through.
Continuous reachability checks and tray status — see when DNS is healthy, degraded, or waiting on a portal.
Invalidates stale DNS entries when the underlying network generation changes so you don’t carry old answers across locations.
Repeat lookups stay on your machine — less latency, fewer round trips on every platform.
Enable, disable, and renew from the menu bar or system tray on macOS, Linux, and Windows.
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Install once, one green button — simple to install, simple to uninstall on any supported OS.
Version 1.14.4 — macOS only. Signed and notarized .pkg installers include the full menu bar app.
macOS install: Download the .pkg for your Mac, double‑click it, and follow the installer. No Terminal steps required.
.pkg for your Mac (Apple Silicon, Intel, or Universal)..pkg and enter your Mac password when prompted.Arrived via a partner link or promo code? Your discount carries through to checkout automatically.
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